POTOMACON

Fellow arnies come together (so to speak) for 4 days of absolute pandemonium in Washington, D.C.  Zach and I roomed with Naked Dave and Tommy Boy from Duke University, oh and Naked Dave is not just a clever name.  I mean this kid just hates clothes...he was ALWAYS naked.  Met up with my good friend Marc Woodworth who was stationed at Langley as well as P-Flug, a kid I met with Carl Miller at last year's nastycon.  From walkie-talkies to spending the night in the bathroom...again, there was no end to the amounts of fun had in DC this past weekend.  BJ and Justin my cohorts from Embry-Riddle shared in on the fun as well, topping one night off with the best pick-up line I've ever heard that has actually worked.  Justin says to some girl "So, do you wanna go in the bathroom and make-out?"  And the girl says, "Sure."  Are you serious?  How that worked I'll never know.  Normally I would tell what I did during this weekend but I either was too "forgetful" to remember or it's just so seriously bad that posting it on the internet could possibly lead to a life sentence in a federal pound me in the @$$ prison.  Special thanks to Zach, Dave, Tom, BJ, Justin, Rees, Feldman, Palumbo, Pirolo, Villar, McNew, "Sandwich," Silicato, Woody, P-Flug, Jessica, John, Danielle, the southern hospitality of those from Mississippi State University, Murphy's Pub, and for those I somehow have already forgotten, or never knew, your names in the first place.